when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate
do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep
Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?
why do good concert tickets happen to bad people
sorry we’re different i’m classy, you’re trashy
do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you
when everyone u know is invited to something except for u
when someone tickles ur neck